Old Lists...
Reasons
Why I (Marty Shields) Should
Be A Victoria's Secret Model
11) I'm a natural B cup
10) I love to tweeze my bikini line
9) Don't need to purge to keep this figure
8) I pull off a better tuck than Tyra Banks
7) A good butt waxing makes me giggle
6) I got legs for days
5) I can model two thongs at once
4) I don't crap solids
3) I have no problem changing with the other supermodels
2) How can you deny the world these full pouty lips and this big nasty ass?
1) I've been wearing their panties for years
