Signs Your Brother Is A Star Wars Geek
11. He refers to his ex as "Jabba the Slut"
10. Refers to interracial sex as "Going over to the Dark Side"
9. He shows up to your Armistice Day Party in full Mandalorian battle armor
8. When he's sick, he refers to it as having "the Kessell Runs"
7. Mom drives him to work but he claims to have a class B Gungan battle wagon license
6. He knows R2-D2's g-spot but doesn't know how to remove a girl's bra
5. Late at night you can hear him moaning, "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only grope."
4. He claims that embarrassing rash is a light saber injury
3. His pick-up line: "You have caused a disturbance in my pants"
2. Refers to alone time behind his computer as "han solo"
1. He's glued cinnamon rolls to the sides of his blow-up doll's head
