Old Lists...
Reasons Martys Corner is still on public television
--Because ugly people need a voice too
--Where else you gonna see square dancing monkeys and schizophrenic mud wrestlers?
--Would you rather your tax dollars paid for this station or hair plugs and skin tenderizer for Arnold?
--Because the networks are too afraid to broadcast me, Marty Shields, shaving a Labrador
--You know who you won’t see on Public Access? Star Jones.
--Your child too stupid or untalented to get on real TV? That’s what Marty's Corner Public is for.
--You won’t see Tony in a thong on ABC.
--The writers strike doesn’t affect us. Our non-union writers work for cigarettes and tube socks
--All the best poop jokes are on Marty's Corner (occasionally on Jeopardy!)
--Marty's moustache intimidates the elderly
--Where else you gonna see square dancing monkeys and schizophrenic mud wrestlers?
--Would you rather your tax dollars paid for this station or hair plugs and skin tenderizer for Arnold?
--Because the networks are too afraid to broadcast me, Marty Shields, shaving a Labrador
--You know who you won’t see on Public Access? Star Jones.
--Your child too stupid or untalented to get on real TV? That’s what Marty's Corner Public is for.
--You won’t see Tony in a thong on ABC.
--The writers strike doesn’t affect us. Our non-union writers work for cigarettes and tube socks
--All the best poop jokes are on Marty's Corner (occasionally on Jeopardy!)
--Marty's moustache intimidates the elderly
