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My Least Effective Pick-Up Lines
11) I'm wearing big boy pants.
10) Do you charge by the hour?
9) Judge Ito took my Heisman.
8) I graduated from Dootson.
7) Do you have a sister who's prettier than you?
6) I'm an ex-alcoholic who lives at home.
5) Wanna rub ointment on my bumpies?
4) Guess which part of my body is made of plastic.
3) I host a cable-access show.
2) You look just like my mommy.
1) Wanna see my flipper?
