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Ways The World Would Be Different Without Marty's Corner
11) Apes would rule
10) This cable station would be showing porn right now
9) Ostrich wouldn't be the new white meat
8) Gatorade would be only two flavors: Lemon Monkey and Possum Punch
7) Beer bellies and back hair wouldn't be quite so popular
6) You'd be living in Iraq Jr right now, my friend.
5) Gas would only be 2 bucks a gallon
4) Pubic hair would be back in style
3) Prostitution, public nudity and dwarf tossing would all be legal.
2) That wouldn't have been Ron Goldman lying next to Nicole Simpson
1) The Olsen twins wouldn't be virgins
