Top 11 Advantages Of Being The
Mayor Of West Covina
11) You get to bomb the hell out of East Covina
10) Police escorts are a chick magnet
9) I finally got the truth about the Cameron Park grassy knoll
8) My wife loves it when I wear my fancy mayor pants
7) When you enter the council chambers, the clerk announces, "The Manizzle is in the Hizzle."
6) I got to appoint my brother Jeb to the election commission
5) You get to store Moe the monkey in your guest bedroom
4) My kids get digestible school lunches.
3) Whenever there is trouble, you get to turn on the Bat Signal.
2) If you want bologna in your boxers, just snap your fingers.
1) At least you're not the Mayor of El Monte.
