A Medical Marijuana Clinic Will Change Hacienda Heights
11. Concerts in the park series will become a weekly Jerry Garcia tribute
10. Your parents will start calling you "dude"
9. School uniforms will include a little Rasta hat
8. The church choir will start doing a lot more Snoop Dogg songs
7. Bill Clinton will start vacationing here
6. A kilo of Pop Tarts will sell for 10 large
5. Wilson High School will be renamed Zappa High
4. All mini marts will have a bitchin head shop
3. Police will now have time to pursue real criminals
2. The July 4th Parade will be replaced by a giant laser show and a nap
1. The Marty's Corner lists will finally seem very funny
