I Will Change My Life If J-Lo Will Date Me
11) I'll shave my nipples
10) I'll pretend to enjoy that crap she calls music
9) I'll learn to live without the dirty sanchez
8) I will get my scabies cleaned up for good
7) I'll start wearing men's underwear
6) I'll quit eating my boogers
5) My entire collection of porn will be returned to the Catholic Church
4) I will learn to say, "Baby, I'm all about your big fabulous ass."
3) I'll learn how to handle a gat in a crowded nightclub
2) I'll change my name Puff Marty or M Diddy
1) I'll learn to get jiggy with it, keep it real, represent, give props, throw some shout-outs, all while raising the roof .... I'm stoopid with this
