Old Lists...
Reasons Jack Rodriguez Is Retiring From Marty's Corner
--Turns out Frodo dropped the wrong ring into the fire... So, dang it, back to Mount Doom, little buddy!--Marty's Corner doesn't really fit with his nudist biker lifestyle
--Saturday nights can be better spent trimming toenails and eating corn dogs
--You really can't be a serial killer until you actually go out and do some serial killing
--"Marty's Corner Cameraman" isn't the babe magnet he thought it would be
--He wants to spend more time making waffles
--Soon to be appearing at the Bellagio: "Siegfried and Jack"
--He's tired of being surrounded by Marty's crackers
--It's time to go back to being Vanilla Ice
--His thrash metal band, Jackhammer, is going on tour
--His killer-for-hire business is really picking up. It's like the Reagan era all over again
--He's going to make a fortune selling a line of Insane Clown Posse fragrances
--He's tired of Marty asking him to bring us little surprises hidden in his moustache
