More Things I Don't Want To Hear In My Foxhole
--Hey, I got a pup tent too
--Sergeant, I love you
--Does this rash look infectious?
--That better be your bayonet poking me back there
--Don’t ask, Don’t tell
--I’m cold. Wanna cuddle like seamen?
--Stop screaming like a girl
--Mess kit? I thought it was a bedpan
--A nice throw rug would really bring this hole together nicely
--I have a tail
--My bra strap is too tight
--I forgot my gun at basecamp. I’ll be right back.
--Wanna play hand grenade tag?
--I dated a guard dog once
--I think we’re facing the wrong way
--Look, mud angels
--I’m pregnant
--Is that a military issue thong, private?
--I’m going to Del Taco. Anyone want a burrito?
--There’s some good bile in that one
--I don’t got a purple heart but I do have blue balls
--Anyone else think the Colonel is hot?
--Have you ever thought about Amway?
