Disneyland Is Going Downhill?
--Drunk college girls flashing in
New Orleans Square.
--Pinnochio keeps hitting on women with wooden
legs.
--Doc turned the Dwarves' dwelling into a Crack Cottage.
--"Tea Cups" ride contains more vomit than tea.
--Mickey and Minnie keep asking
park guests if they swing.
--Peter Pan keeps inviting guests to reach down his tights
to find his "Lost Boy."
--Half the cast of the "Alladin" musical are currently being detained in Gitmo.
--Pluto must be "put down" after mauling guests.
--1-in-3 chance you'll be carjacked on the Autopia ride.
--The refurbished Pirates Of The Carribean ride features a
robotic Johnny Depp hitting on your teenage daughter.
--The newest attraction: Sling Blade Mountain.
--Due to budget cuts, the nightly fireworks show is now five
guys running in circles with Zippos.
--Lithium has made Goofy much less... well... goofy.
