I'm Talking About My Car, I Swear
--She looks better with a
fresh coat of wax.
--My brother drives her when I'm out of town.
--I wish I'd gone with a Japanese model.
--There's ugly black smoke coming out of her tailpipe.
--She didn't look that big in the show room.
--Sure wish I'd gotten the compact model.
--I keep her well lubed and she treats me right.
--There's a really bad smell in the back seat.
--Ever since she broke her head gasket she leaks fluids all
over the place.
--It's tough to work on her with this old set of tools.
--Her trunk is full of spare parts.
--I once got caught having sex in her back seat.
--Cold mornings I gotta scrape the frost off her.
--One time the neighbor kids took her for a joy ride.
--I need to polish her bumpers this weekend.
--You know, a little peanut butter will take that stain
right out.
--She can fit two full grown men in her trunk.
--What can I say? I love the feel of a good, long stick
shift.
--I'd rather have a horse.
--Those are stock headlights
--I keep spare change in her ashtray.
--My parents bought her for me.
