--He converted all his light bulbs to energy-saving CFLs
--His ex-wife is named Janet.
--He pickles hiker feet
--Hidden in his closet is a binder full of rejection letters from the
New Yorker
--He likes Ike.
--He's a member of the "pajama of the month" club
--Cocktail of choice: Gin and seamonster blood on the rocks
--His life-size Lynyrd Skynyrd dolls are actually Lynyrd Skynyrd
--He deducted $5000 in hair conditioner as a business expense
--We won a Grammy for best Spoken Word performance in 1988
--His garage is filled with legal papers from his failed suit against Chewbacca
--Every time you say "Bigfootlong Sandwich" he gets a nickel from Subway
--Does Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young and Foot ring a bell?