Your child is possibly having an affair with his teacher
--When asked where he went
on his last field trip he says, "Motel this many"
--Someone has added "Contraceptive Spongebobs" to the grocery list.
--Says he has to stay after class
to "matriculate"
--Drunken 2:00 AM phonecalls
asking if Timmy can "bang the erasers"
--He pines for the days when
teachers could spank students
--His biology test has a note that
says, "We both got an A on that one."
--He's always saying things like,
"I've been boning up on my Shakespeare." (sorry about that one,
Will)
--He's doing an oral report on the
Kama Sutra
--Never gets sent to the office.
But his teacher insists your child "is a naughty, dirty little boy!"
--Requests edible Underoos be
packed with his lunch
--No matter how much he studies,
he always seems to score 69 on his tests
