Nothing can get you down this month.  If something tries, break its knees.

If you've been waiting for an object, it might come very soon.  If it doesn't, maybe it'll come a little later. 

Sometimes baby steps are required.  You shouldn't judge your partner if he or she is into that sort of thing.

Put a new sticker on your car.

Shake the hand of a cop and compliment him on his uniform. Snicker as you walk away.  You can't get arrested for that.