Someone you've been admiring from afar will say or do something that will make you think there's a mutual feeling.  You should try to lock up the deal with a romantic bag of Doritos, a loaded pistol and a little "accidental" exposure.

Your system is big and complicated.  There are many moving parts.  Some people won't get it.  If you're chased out of town again, venture north.  Spend 50 bucks on pants.  Live the "Gilmore Girls" dream. Eventually your friends will hunt you down.

Exercise your happy veins. Be more like Manitoba.