Your dojo will finally begin to accept you for who you are.  Shortly therafter you will do something malicious and harmful.  Remember, you can't count your good acts unless you have something to use for comparison. 

Enjoy some nice evenings at home.  Drink some wine.  Call someone for a date and don't show up.

Eat pretzels.

Yell "Zooooom!" when you pass people in the mall.