Do not use straws this month.  Think of them as an unnecessary convenience.  If you need assistance drinking liquids, what are the chances you'll ask that secret someone to ride the wobbly?

Buy a piece of camping gear.  Just one piece, not enough to actually go camping.  This month it's more likely than usual that you'll be eaten by coyotes.

Increase your vitamin C intake by 13%. 

Do not dial any phone numbers that include a 7.  If you come across one of those numbers, do not call it or get one of those dogs to do it for you.

Change a filter or a gasket.