Start a conversation about serial killers.  Do it in such a way that people will begin to suspect that you're fishing for information about how to become a serial killer. 

Try to figure out if you're a terrier or an iguana type of person.  When you find your opposite, take that person to one of those places where you paint mugs.  Eat some paint.  Smile a lot to flash your rainbow teeth.

Burn three things you've kept from childhood.

The stars suggest you should buy blue tropical fish.  Or hot wings.  Maybe a disaster-readiness kit.  It's vague.