Put more faith than usual in the stars this month.  If a Fire Sign comes up to you and offers to rub fudge on your belly, you should do it.  Perhaps, too, you really do need fudge on your belly.

Stop being a cubist.  No one likes cubists, not even other cubists.  If you are struggling for acceptance, it's not coming this month.  Accept that.

Every time a friend calls this month, eat a banana.