"That's my girlfriend in the picture.  The guy behind her is her ex-boyfriend.  He doesn't look like that any more.  To tell ya the truth, they'll never be able to I.D. his body based on this picture or any picture or even DNA or dental records.  Pretty funny.  You're not such a hotshot any more, are you?  What's that, Dennis?  Can't talk with that plastic bag over your head, Dennis?  Woops."
--Cathy T., Hollywood, CA