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My grandfather
lost his left eye in a machine shop because the
company was run illegally and didn't bother
supplying safety goggles to its employees.
Years later, my grandfather went back to the machine
shop and set it on fire. Except when he tried
to run away, he didn't see the car coming from his
left side...
--Hannah M., Mission Viejo, CA
--Hannah M., Mission Viejo, CA

