"This is a song I wrote for the space aliens.  It's called "Where I come from everyone wears pickles" and it's about how there's this place on Earth where everyone in the town has to wear a pickle around their neck as a form of identification.  If the police find you not wearing your pickle you can be executed on the spot, even if you were running late to work and forgot to put your pickle around your neck after getting out of the shower.  The cops don't care.  They say they're doing their jobs but secretly they really like executing people, even their moms."
--Vincent T., La Mirada, CA