Audio Engineer
Wally Hagerty, Esq, is Professor Emeritus in Liberace Studies
at Tammy Faye Bakker University in Colton, California. He
has published extensively in JAMA, Current Musicology, Comparative
Literature Quarterly, and Spanker's Delight.
In the 1980's, he was recruited by the CIA to infiltrate Menudo (see picture). During that time he taught a young Ricky Martin a thing or two about shaking his bon-bon.
After leaving the band over creative differences (Wally wanted the band to go in a more honky-tonk/speed metal direction), Wally was deprogrammed by the CIA and given a new identity--Cathy Lobodiac, executive secretary.
Years of living as a woman wore heavily on Wally, and so when Bill Clinton became president, and a new CIA director came into power, Wally dropped his facade and applied to Tammy Faye Bakker University, where he excelled at his studies, and, in a vicious coup d'etat, took over the Liberace Department. Soon thereafter he fell in love and married Miss June 1988, a marriage that ended violently when Wally discovered his wife had also been a former CIA recruitee...
These days Wally spends his time doing audio duties for Marty's Corner, leading glacier climbing expeditions, entering baking competitions, recentering his chakras, reading to the deaf, and learning taxidermy. Wally hopes to one day be reincarnated as a dolphin or a platypus. Of his diverse interests, Wally says, "That's just the Libra in me."
Visitors to this site can send $7.50 (plus $4 S&H) for a personalized autographed photo of Wally.
