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When Kristy's heavily censored resume landed at the Marty's Corner offices, staff members were joyous. Many knew her from her magazine work for Calvin Klein.  In fact, it was fellow Calvin Klein model (and this show's director), John Garside, who encouraged her to apply.  Kristy wasn't interested, assuming Marty's Corner was just a cheap puppet show.  John assured her that the show was by no means cheap.  Soon she was on board. 

While struggling with paying bills in the middle 1990s, Kristy had made appearances as an extra on many popular dramas and situation comedies, for which she built a solid fan base.  One fan wrote: "Kristy, you deserve like all kinds of Emmy and Grammy and MTV Awards for when you was like that dead corpse #3 on Episode 24 of CSI: Miami.  That was so cool the way you were all like dead and stuff with your acting.  You were like Ghandi the actor but hotter." 

In the years before that, Kristy is purposely vague with details.  Because of a series of deals struck with the governments of the Canada, Iceland and Djbuti, she is legally bound to discuss very little about her past.  She has also refused the crew's many, many drunken requests to see her scars (though the CK ad in the March, 2001, issue of Cosmopolitan does show what could be construed as a very interesting mark on her upper right thigh). 

Her heavily censored resume suggests an over-achiever personality so common among the close-knit cast and crew on Marty's Corner.  And, like most people associated with the show, Kristy has a history in espionage, national defense and department stores.

Kristy is a Leo.  She once met a guy pretending to the Pope... and killed him with her hands.  She prefers gifts from Bath & Body Works.  She likes cats. 

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