Marty's Corner Players
Paranormal rodeo clown by day; Wheelie
King when the sun goes down. Dave Fuller is the first
member of Marty's Corner to both own his own home and to not
marry a cousin.
Dave's rise to respectability began when he was just a tot, volunteering his time to any worthy cause that came his way. In the process his studies suffered, and after three tries at fifth grade he dropped out of "the system."
He lived a feral existence for six months, frequently camping in Meg Ryan's backyard and eating what he could scrounge from the trash cans of the Brentwood elite. It wasn't long before he ballooned to 300 pounds on a diet of seared foie gras with lavender honey, baby spring vegetables, spice rubbed grilled truffles with roasted peppers, and rat. Eventually Los Angeles Social Services got hold of his parents and forced Dave back into school, where he reapplied himself to his studies and managed to stand out as a model student. He graduated at the top of his class at age 16. He was also back down to 160 pounds thanks to an all-coconut diet.
At Stanford he formed a heavy metal band, Tumescent Daytime Quadrant Ladies, that earned him a wall festooned with gold records and one near-fatal encounter with the Insane Clown Posse's harlequin army. The heavy tour schedule, combined with his biology studies, wore on Dave to the point of complete physical and emotional exhaustion, and so one day he simply wandered down a back street when the tour bus stopped for refueling in West Branch, Iowa.
It was there on the street that he was spotted by Marty's Corner talent scout Jerry Renek (a rabid fan of Tumescent Daytime Quadrant Ladies) who was in town to gorge at the greatest steak house ever, LB Steakhouse. Dave signed a contract on the spot and was given a 17 ounce filet and an extra order of garlic bread.
In his first three seasons on Marty's Corner he has created many memorable characters, including: the gambling Dutch dentist; the pro bono tranny plumber; Jessica Alba's sexually frustrated dad; Honeysuckle Pompadour; the lover from Bangor; Joe; Ruth Bader Schwarzenegger; Cheech Baggins; Betty the strangler; and Marty's doppelganger.
Dave is a rodeo clown by avocation only, and at best he is a wheelie viscount. He is, however, a most upright and gentlemanly Aquarius. He plays acid jazz on weekends. He has two cats that bathe his life in a calm, warming glow. He always takes his vitamins and writes to his mommy every day. He claims he has stabbed six people in the gut. "Four of them deserved it." Dave once wanted to be Latvian.
