Production Coordinator/Technical Coodinator/Executive Coodinator/Bottom Feeding Coodinator/Camera Coodinator/Cheese Inventor/Pimptabulous Duck/Timmy

When Chris(topher) learned that we were digging into his past for this biography, he went so far as to file cease-and-desist papers with the ASPCA.

Semi-public Hungarian records hint of a former child actor named Chris(topher) Hruby who played Pippi Longstocking in three movies: PIPPI LONGSTOCKING GOES TO STOCKHOLM TO KILL A NAZI, PIPPI LONGSTOCKING MEETS HERBIE THE LOVE BUG, and PIPPI LONGSTOCKING LIKES SQUIRRELS.

What is more generally assumed about Chris(topher) is the following: He is an Aries. He is not actually an FBI agent. His grandmother is Clara Peller of "Where's The Beef" infamy. In the Winter of 1998, Chris(topher) was arrested--though later acquitted--for stealing the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile from the Minnesota State Fair. Chris(topher) claims he was the Imperial Stormtrooper who got "bopped on the head" by an Ewok-thrown rock in THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (though any virgin over the age of 30 will tell you why that can't be true).

Chris(topher) prefers synthetic motor oil. He has no distinguishable tattoos or piercings, though if he lifts his shirt you'll see that people really like to punch him in the ribs.  He loves bottomless sodas and refuses to eat at any fast food establishment that won't allow him to mix his own Coke/Pibb/Lipton superdrink.  The dude carries his own cup.

The DVD of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK is now available.  The movie can only be purchased in a series of the first three Star Wars movies which were very popular a long time ago.

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