FRANK ATENCIO

Armed bank robbery; wearing a belt and suspenders; selling non-regulation hockey pucks to minors; vivisection with intent to snack; sending dirty letters to Debbie Gibson; impersonating a cabana boy; failure to yield.


Date of Photograph Unknown

Aliases: Franky Ten Toes, Gorgeous Frank, Sensei Atencio, Frank The Honey Bear, Hackerpoopy, Doctor Zauis, Lollipop Pete, Detective Weed, Lisa Lisa, Bing Crosby III, Asada Man, Ayatollah Franky, Tanya, Carlos. 

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth: 1917 Hair: Black
Place of Birth: Saudi Arabia, Kansas Eyes: Brown
Height: 3'11" to 5'9" Complexion: Peach
Weight: 11 Stone Sex: Male
Build: Ectomorph Nationality: Varied
Occupations: Rodeo clown, mountaineer, cobbler, fetish model, pastry chef, Bruno Kirby impersonator, salvage diver. 
Remarks:  Loses temper when hearing the following phrase: "Jenny Jones is the Messiah."  Has been known to frequent small-town libraries and write "Check out this water Lilly, baby" in the bindings of religious texts.  
Scars and Marks: Tattoo of Jacques Derrida on inner left thigh.  Tattoo of Robin Givens on right buttock.  Tattoo "Phil" on right ankle.  
 

CAUTION

FRANK ATENCIO IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE AUGUST 7, 1993, ROBBERY OF THE WEST COOTERVILLE, KY, FARMER'S BANK AND POSSUM PARLOR.  

CONSIDERED ARMED AND A TAD BIT DANGEROUS

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

REWARD

The Banking and Possum Farmers Association of Greater Kentucky is offering a reward of up to $109 for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Frank Atencio.



June 1994

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